Melayu

Sungguh aku allergik pada benda terlebih gula dengan bahasa celah kangkang

Contoh

Awucks

Titew

Ucuk

Omey omey

Alolo

Cayang

Aku bukan penjaga bahasa jauh lagi nak melangit bahasa ibunda.but please at least have some respect on our mothertongue.tak perlu berbaku dalam berbahasa.tak mintak berpenanda wacana bersimpulan bahasa atau berperibahasa.i dont know how to stop myself from being so called pencinta bahasa.maybe i am a keyboard warrior..i know people will judge me with saying something like this

Pahal la blogger 'uzumaki naruto ' tak puas hati,kutuk sana sini,pengecut tak drop comment tapi buat random post ala ala sarcastic tahap tak ingat..bajet hebat tapi macam hampas

But believe me.i have no intention to judge you but as a lelaki melayu di tanah air Malaysia i have to speak on behalf of this thing..aku percaya bahasa melambangkan how educated you are and i know your education level  could be more than me.so use it wisely :) ilmu tak amal macam sia sia jew.maybe we can practice it in our daily routine

There have a few things i can't  tolerate with

sorry :)